Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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