I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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