I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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