According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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