Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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