Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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