Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
