We're facebook friends in real life
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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