why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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