i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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