Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
