so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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