I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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