we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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