i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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