S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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