Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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