So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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