there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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