I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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