and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
