I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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