I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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