There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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