with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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