when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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