i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Actions speak louder than pants.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
