we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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