can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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