Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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