If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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