i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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