she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
