Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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