Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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