No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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