Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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