i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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