my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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