i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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