you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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