she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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