Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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You. Win. At. Life.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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