I feel like abortions should bother me more
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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