We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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