The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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