so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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