sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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