if only i could text you this smell
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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