Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
