She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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