DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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