i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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