Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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