no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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